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Evangelical Pastor Frankin Graham Sends Prayers To Roy Moore, And God Isn’t Having It

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HOLY FORKING SHIRTBALLS.*

On Saturday, evangelical leader Franklin Graham, Jr. sent his thoughts and prayers to Republican Senate Candidate and accused pedophile Roy Moore.

God noticed, because God knows all, sees all. And God wasn’t having it.

As the NY Times previously reported, four women said prominent ‘evangelical Christian’ Roy S. Moore “had made sexual or romantic overtures to them when they were teenagers and he was in his 30s.”

Sounds like someone needs a SMITE!

*Sidenote: God recently watched all available episodes of ‘The Good Place.’ How forking good is that show?