HOLY FORKING SHIRTBALLS.*
On Saturday, evangelical leader Franklin Graham, Jr. sent his thoughts and prayers to Republican Senate Candidate and accused pedophile Roy Moore.
I’m praying for Roy Moore and his family. https://t.co/5XMrosXjJ1
— Franklin Graham (@Franklin_Graham) November 11, 2017
God noticed, because God knows all, sees all. And God wasn’t having it.
You are tacitly endorsing pedophilia as long as someone is Republican.
Stop praying for the pedophile and start praying for his victims. https://t.co/U1bTggrVsG
— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) November 12, 2017
As the NY Times previously reported, four women said prominent ‘evangelical Christian’ Roy S. Moore “had made sexual or romantic overtures to them when they were teenagers and he was in his 30s.”
Sounds like someone needs a SMITE!
I talked to Jesus, Mary and Joseph and they're frigging disgusted.
Thou shalt not vote for child molesting pedophile @MooreSenate.
— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) November 11, 2017
*Sidenote: God recently watched all available episodes of ‘The Good Place.’ How forking good is that show?