God Responds To The Covfefe Incident


Last night Trump made a Tweet that inexplicably ended in ‘covfefe.’

God immediately had a theory as to why.

But then God pondered another possibility.

Then God attempted to figure out what Trump was trying to say before he covfefed everything up.

But then God realized that if negative press covfefe is giving Trump the fits, perhaps it’s a force for good in the universe.

For once, God found need for useless sentiments of support.

Finally, God remembered to have perspective.

Clearly, despite what Trump says, all the negative press covfefe is having a major effect on the Trump Administration.