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God Responds To Roy Moore Using The Virgin Mary To Justify Pedophilia

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GOD IS PISSED.

This week Republican candidate for Senator in Alabama Roy Moore was accused of sexually molesting a 14-year-old girl when he was 32. In response, his friends and allies have used the Bible to defend Roy Moore being a child molestor.

“There is nothing to see here,” Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler told the Washington Examiner.
“Take the Bible. Zachariah and Elizabeth for instance. Zachariah was extremely old to marry Elizabeth and they became the parents of John the Baptist,” Ziegler said choosing his words carefully before invoking Christ. “Also take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.”

God read these stories and saw that it was not good. Jesus is now being used to justify Republicans being pedophiles. God, Jesus, Mary, Joseph…the whole family is FRIGGING PISSED. On behalf of the fam, God responded in a series of tweets.