God Responds To Trump’s Whining


President Donald Trump actually had the gall to stand in front of Coast Guard cadets at their graduation today and say that “No politician in history — and I say this with great surety — has been treated worse or more unfairly.”

Which is just blatantly, outrageously not true. I seem to remember that Obama was often treated very unfairly. In fact, he even had this one lunatic dingleberry who for years insisted that he was a secret Muslim from Kenya. This pathological scumbag liar even demanded Obama’s birth certificate, and then his long-form birth certificate, and then his college records, all because he was so sure that Obama wasn’t even an American. Oh, right. That dingleberry was Trump.

But why stop there? There are so many others who have been treated worse and more unfairly than Trump.

Being divinely pissed off, God couldn’t help but point this out on Twitter:

Reached for comment, the spirit of Abraham Lincoln said, “Trump has a good deal of trouble keeping his feet out of his mouth. But at least then he stops speaking for a few hours.”

The spirit of JFK said, “Donald Trump is the biggest piece of horsecrap to ever sit in the Oval Office. I er, uh…I don’t like him. The other presidents and I can’t believe you haven’t impeached him yet…especially Nixon.”

Every other politician who has ever been shot and/or killed also thinks Trump is a big turd-blossom.