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God Schools Homophobic Pastor Bryan Fischer

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Homophobic pastor and radio host Bryan Fischer is known for his extreme right wing views. But he said something especially stupid on Sunday.

In the Bible quote he references, I allegedly promise not to kill any more humans with weather. Keep in mind, I had literally just drowned every other human on Earth. So I showed them a rainbow. That’s it. You gotta admit, it’s a great way to distract from all the dead bodies. Stop crying Japheth! Hey, look over there! A rainbow! Yay! Humans were more easily impressed back then.

But that’s besides the point. The rainbow is not owned by bigoted pricks. And so I decided to personally respond to this dimwit.

Realizing I’d been too polite, and still feeling so full of smite, I smote with all My might.

I thought that was pretty solid. Surely he would know to change his ways now. But 8 minutes later, I realized that I still had more to say.

Why is Bryan Fischer so homophobic anyway? Is it possible he might be gay himself? Let’s take a look at his website…hmm….

Methinks the man doth protest too much!