God Watches Human Fap



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  1. God is very nosey.
    1. He gets in the bed with every couple making love to be sure they aren’t using contraceptives.
    2. He stays in the bed room of remarried divorcies to make sure they don’t make love.
    3. He keeps following pregnant women saround to be sure they don’t abort.
    4. to 100. etc.
    God’s activities put the NSA to shame! Where does he find the time to keep surveilence on billions of people? There’s only one thing he doesnt surveil, ie. what his priests do to the alterboys!!

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