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Sean Spicer Downplays The Holocaust, God Responds

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Today White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer downplayed the Holocaust during a press conference.

Discussing chemical attacks in Syria, Spicer said “Someone who is [as] despicable as Hitler didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons.”

Of course, Hitler did. At concentration camps. In the gas chambers.

Asked for clarification on his insanely incorrect comment, Spicer responded with “I think when you come to sarin gas, there was no — he was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing.”

Given one more chance to clear up his comments, Spicer said “There was no … he brought them into the holocaust center. [Not] the way Assad dropped the bombs into the middle of towns. I appreciate the clarification. That was not the intent.”

Holocaust center.

This is clearly a phrase meant to downplay and sanitize the events of the holocaust. This was not an accident. This was planned. They thought this might work.

HOLOCAUST. CENTER.

This enraged the LORD thy God, who had one or two things to say on the matter.

First, God laid down the obligatory commandment.

You’d think this wouldn’t be necessary, but no, there are idiots like Sean Spicer out there.

Next, God made it clear to the world that Sean Spicer is a Nazi sympathizer.

Finally, God laid out a bold vision for the future.

Will Spicer get his smite? Tune in tomorrow for the next thrilling installment of ‘The Man In The High Castle.’