Yesterday God posted a double rainbow over the White House, all the way across the sky.
Sean Spicer noticed.
— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) August 3, 2017
You like that, Sean? I made that to celebrate the Grand Jury.
Note: I can get you a meet and greet with Pope Francis.
— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) August 4, 2017
On the same day, Sean Spicer was also rejected by “Dancing with the Stars.” Feeling rejected, Spicer lied and said he didn’t want to do it in the first place.
Fired, Spicer still wanders the halls of the White House, looking for gum. He currently uses a basement bathroom as his office as he attempts a comeback.