Trump Has Meltdown Over Sally Yates, God Responds


Today Donald Trump woke up and knew it was going to be a bad day. Why?

Because former Acting Attorney General Sally Yates was going to testify about his disgraced former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn, who was compromised by Russian President Vladimir Putin’s government.

What’s a dictator con-man left to do? Intimidate the witness, of course!

God saw this and knew that it was not good. God wasn’t having it.

God has previously made commmandments covering legal testimony, most notably ‘Thou shalt not bear false witness.’ So God is quite sensitive to legal proceedings. God hopes to someday get one of those shows like ‘Judge Judy.’

Trump is currently frothing at the mouth and shaking in rage as he watches the American public wake up to the fact he sold out his country to Russia.