Trump To Build Mexico A Mall And Pay For It Himself


NEW YORK – President-elect Donald Trump spoke about his future plans for his presidency on ‘60 Minutes’ on Sunday.

When asked about whether he would still back building a wall with Mexico, he demurred.

“Listen, it’s going to be a great fence, the best fence,” said Trump. “Maybe a white picket fence, wouldn’t that be great? But no wall, too much money. I talked to Obama, great guy, and he told me about all the big league secrets, like about the aliens. Yadda yadda yadda, long story short, best I can do is build Mexico a mall and pay for it myself.”

President-elect Trump elaborated further on how he will have to revise many of his campaign promises as president.

“Can’t get rid of Obamacare, turns out many, many people love having health insurance,” said Trump. “But what I can do is rename it TrumpCare. It’ll be basically the same thing, except now Republicans will all love it. It’ll be terrific.”

Trump also spoke about his plans for a ban on Muslims from entering the United States.

“I’m gonna have to rethink the Muslim ban too,” said Trump. “Turns out Saudi Arabia has us by the balls. How about instead I just start a Muslim band? My supporters won’t know the difference, they’re idiots.”

Trump concluded by urging his followers to stop harassing minorities and making threats because he would “never, ever be racist.”