Trump Mentions God On Twitter, God Responds


Today, after making several tweets filled with insanity and bigotry, ‘President’ Donald Trump suddenly made an all-caps statement mentioning his alleged fondness for God:

Being omniscient, God instantly knew what Trump was trying to do:

God has seen many dictators come and go. All of them have tried to use God’s name to control and manipulate the masses.

God wasn’t having it.

Then God spoke directly to American citizens:

Then, just for fun, God tweeted out an important passage from the First Amendment to the Constitution:

Don’t believe a word Trump says. He’s the goddamn devil.