Donald Trump ejected a crying baby from his rally on Tuesday after the baby stubbornly refused to stop being a baby.
“Get that baby out of here,” Mr. Trump said to the shock of the crowd. “No, I’m not kidding. I hate that crying baby, get it out of here! Now!”
The mother and her baby were quickly escorted out of the rally by security. Soon following the rally, Trump jumped on Twitter to publicly denounce the baby for ‘ruining’ his rally.
Trump imitated the baby.
Trump issued a Baby Ban.
Trump floated a conspiracy theory.
Trump’s bigotry came into play.
Trump imagined a brighter future.
Trump lashed out at his enemies.
Reached for comment, Trump campaign spokesperson Katrina Pierson said that Trump is no longer crying on Twitter. He was given cookies and milk and is currently “taking a nap.”