Famous GOP Pundit Calls God A ‘Thug’ And Gets Owned

GOP pundit Grover Norquist was recently bested by God (@TheGoodLordAbove) in a battle of wits, and fans were all about it.

“What new commandments are needed today? Thou shalt…” prompted God in a tweet.

Though there were many great responses (“Thou shalt not kick your dog five times just for chewing a bone loudly like Tomi Lahren did.”), only one caught the attention of Americans for Tax Reform founder Grover Norquist. Unsurprisingly, it was a comment which read, “Smite Grover Norquist.”

Norquist saw his name and retaliated the next day.

And that’s when God got in the mix.

God is referring to Norquist’s adamant opposition to any and all tax increases. Norquist couldn’t let the matter rest there.

God clapped back, telling the GOP pundit to stop making things up.

“Adding extra letters increases my carbon footprint,” replied Norquist, as though the destruction of the Earth is some sort of burn rather than a disastrous legacy for future generations.

Then God dropped the mic.

Twitter appreciated it.

After that, Grover never came back. Good thing to remember – thou shalt not mess with God.



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