This Is What Happens When You Call God A ‘Tender Beta’

You can’t just go around insulting God and expecting everything to be fine and dandy. There will be repercussions, and you better be ready for them. God knows what a “beta” is, and he doesn’t take lightly to being called one by a mere mortal, or anyone for that matter (like, even one of His angels). A human on Facebook dared call God Almighty a “tender beta” (as opposed to an “alpha,” that is) and basically got his ass handed to him from the heavens above.

So there you have it. That’s what God thinks of people who use words like “alpha,” “beta,” and “cuck.” Uh-oh, your insecurity is showing, dude.



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